Coronacapitalism

Have you heard of COVID - 19? [[YES->2]] [[NO->2a]]

Sucks right? Are you parenting at home at the moment? [[YES->4]] [[NO->4a]]

[[Fan-bloody-tastic! Have a blast!->3]]

Do you have enough bathroom products? [[YES, TOO MUCH!->5]] [[NO->5a]]

Are you caring for a toddler? [[YES->4b]] [[NO->4c]]

Are you homeschooling your kids? [[YES->4d]] [[NO->4e]]

<img src="https://www.jetsetter.com/uploads/sites/7/2020/04/34-5e6f9529abe76__700.jpg" height=400 width=500> [[Seriously tho, keep clicking ->4e]]

(link: "Click here for Homeschooling Resources!")[(goto-url: 'https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1rBqt7UJ7U_8Nz0mnLgbRd3TsSgzoJ1gawefZPCNNmAY/mobilebasic?urp=gmail_link')]

Are you needing resources or aid? [[YES->5b]] [[NO->5c]]

(link: "Request help here if you live in the Portland, OR area")[(goto-url: 'https://linktr.ee/pdxmutualaid?fbclid=IwAR0JuqQPzNGCA0RnzjB9Movpv4HCP1pL7mxHNjJK9tFWrbD16Rxmrl8rKNg')] (link: "Look here for Mutual Aid networks across the United States")[(goto-url: 'https://www.usacovidmutualaid.org/find-your-local-group')] (link: "If you need translation/Si necesitas traducción/ 如果你需要翻译")[(goto-url: 'https://irco.org/ilb/')] or call 971.271.6481

Are you looking for organizations to donate to? [[YES->5e]] [[NO->5f]]

(link: "Official Navajo Nation Covid-19 Relief Fund")[(goto-url: 'https://www.nndoh.org/donate.html')] (link: "Coalition To Stop Violence Against Native Women")[(goto-url: 'https://www.csvanw.org/donate/')] (link: "Nat Turner Project- PDX collective issuing Covid Relief Funding to BIPOC Artists")[(goto-url: 'https://www.patreon.com/natturnerproject')] (link: "PDX Covid-19 Mutual Aid Network")[(goto-url: 'https://www.gofundme.com/f/pdx-covid19-mutual-aid-network-fundraiser')]

Are you having trouble sleeping? [[YES->6a]] [[NO->6]]

Are you dating at the moment? [[YES->6b]] [[NO->6c]]

Do you need connection though? [[YES->6d]] [[NO->6e]]

(link: "Download the Houseparty Networking App to call, or do Karaoke with folks!")[(goto-url: 'https://houseparty.com/index.html#download')]

Would you like to exercise or get your heartrate up? [[YES->7]] [[NO->7a]]

AEROBICS!! <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ml6cT4AZdqI?controls=0&start=42" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> PILATES!! <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lCg_gh_fppI?controls=0&start=184" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> "ZUMBA!! <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8DZktowZo_k?controls=0&start=14" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

What about some de-escalation? [[YES->7b]] [[NO->7c]]

BREATHING <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zPgwQFU1Cwc?controls=0&start=16" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> TAPPING <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/75PUjUsGsQQ?controls=0&start=20" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> YOGA <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/N2wR1OWhD4s?controls=0&start=20" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wellll, here's a video for ya anywayyyy! <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ut_8lkPwRU4?controls=0&start=1" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> [[...->8]]

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